Huh?! I bombed myself! Allocating 1GB to gzip and send it to the evil bot didn't sound too wrong. But I forgot that the script runs in parallel for each request... BOOM!
@71m: why web when it is local? I use sxiv for local browsing and llgal to generate a static gallery from a directory: https://github.com/bgoglin/llgal. If you want something more CGI-ish, you could build it with a few lines of perl: https://metacpan.org/pod/CGI::Application::PhotoGallery
@nblade: Check my tw.txt file. The specification does not allow a comment. I've added this now: 1970-01-01T01:00:00.000000Z▸FF:https://codevoid.de/tw.following.txt. I'd use the special date/time + FF: comment as trigger. This is backwards compatible and shouldn't really come up in anyones' timeline.
I just read that more than 140 chars are prohibited per twtxt specification. Oops.
Woah, this is amazing. Here is a cat: https://codevoid.de/?q=/I/p/IMG_5259.png #cat
The workflow app on iOS is magic. I now have a button that asks me to select a picture, then converts it to png, resizes it, strips the metadata, scps it to my jumphost, scps it further to my gopher jail and into my paste directory, constructs the http proxy URL and opens it in safari. All without user-interaction. Now I can share my mobile life with you guys! Prepare for cat pictures!
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