“I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.”
Yeah, I wonder what the mouse is up to these days. Certainly missing him.
@prologic that are included, part of the first round. LOL.
@prologic I will pay for the first round. After that you are on your own! I am Bender, not your dad, right? 😂
@prologic well, thank you my good friend! Now, lets go for blackjack and hookers! 😂
Another post, to show @prologic I am around. I am not dead! Not for 9 days!
You may have noticed I am not as active as I used to be here. Old @bender isn’t going anywhere, though! But... I am Hyde, and my Jekyll resides at @david. Jekyll is having his turn more often now, so if you follow my pure, unrestrained evil, you may as well follow my dark desires, hypocrite counterpart. 😈🤣
Follow @david, or I will bend you!
@david agreed on those. I have also noticed that the buttons are the top (Timeline, Mentions, Follows, Settings) shift a bit when clicked. I am not sure what's causing that.
@kat let me know if mean old Bender can help on anything (especially if it is bending things [please let it be bending, let it be bending!]).
Well, after all these tests, I can’t reproduce. I have used exclusively the desktop to conduct these tests.
@david bender variable in. First thing I see on Yarnd is that my mention is broken. It was entered between quotes on twtxt.app. Yarnd has always had parsing problems, so I am not blaming twtxt.app this time.
@movq this is what I see on twtxt.app (all looks good there, though, but not here, on Yarnd):

@movq I will dissect the twtxt that one was a reply to, as soon as I get home.
@david forking this one now:
So, a reply on bender’s fork on
u2bwyyfbwsxb.
@david and this is a fork on u2bwyyfbwsxb, second twtxt.
@david good, let’s get this test going. This is simply a reply to iqqsqst5vokf (first twtxt).
This one isn’t showing right on Yarnd (here):
And I don’t know why.
@klaxzy oh wow, looks like a big crowd, for sure! What was the protest (I am assuming it was a protest) about?
@klaxzy congratulations, but pics or didn't happen! 😛
@movq very nice! I appreciate the bigger photos, and am, still, very jealous of your keyboard! 🙈
@movq that's supper fitting, and it doesn't get old! Oh, Seven of Nine... 😍
Friday, my love, we meet again. I am going to take you to lunch, and pamper you. I will led you to believe you are the only one in my life, but then, as the working day sunsets, I shall leave you at the door, like a stood up girl by her prom date.
Weekend babies, here we come! 😂
@balloonfu-sen I have gone years without seeing an unpaved road here. Even on remote, rural areas, lots of roads are paved as well. Roads are fairly clean here too, though I have to admit that Japan excels at that, amongst other things.
@balloonfu-sen many reasons, all of which make sense. Same reason why automobiles today do not have an inner tube either. Now, about bicycles:
Tubeless bicycle tires drastically reduce punctures because internal liquid sealant instantly plugs small holes while you ride. Eliminating the inner tube also removes the risk of "pinch flats," allowing you to safely run much lower tire pressures. This lower pressure provides superior traction and a noticeably smoother ride on rough surfaces. Finally, without an inner tube rubbing against the tire casing, rolling resistance drops, making your pedaling more efficient.
Bottom line, smoother ride, better traction, less flats.
Of course, Marco will never read my reply, I am afraid, because his is, yet-another, one way feed.
@marcorocco that’s interesting. Not the act itself, nor that you did it for your wife (it is the least you could do, right?). I find it interesting because in the US you can’t find bicycles with inner tubes. The tyre is it, nothing else. Yep, just the tyre.
@kiwu awesome, that’s what I like to hear! One more day, and it gets even better: weekend!
And I meant "its simplicity". Autocorrect is going to get me in troubles one of these days. LOL.
@GabesArcade hey, thanks Gabe! One of the things I like the most about twtxt is the community size. We are relatively small. Twtxt users tend to "know" each other better than on the other, much bigger communities. I believe that's good. Glad to have you around!
Of course, it's simplicity is part of its strength too!
@movq tell me about it! I try to enjoy the time I have available, regardless of being working time, or not. I admit it is quite hard!
@lyse next time I will ask someone to take a pic of me before, and after. You will know hell when you see it!
@aelaraji oh, I totally understand. I also ran it too. I am running twtd as well. So, yeah, eating @prologic dog food, foh sureh! 🤪
@movq hehehehe, I wouldn't get paid enough to try again. I am "tech support" for wife's, and that's already a pain. It is also all I can take (well, I am kind of forced into it 😂).
@movq yup, yup! Our neighbours spent their $50-60K to build their swimming pools. Our community (73 houses) has 52 pools. Our house is one of the few that doesn't. They are expensive things, not just to build them, but their maintenance. Ain't nobody got money for that!
@itsericwoodward good catch! I don't think that was possibly done by twtxt.app, so the issue I had open on it on @aelaraji's behalf is being closed. Thanks!
@prologic yes, that pretty much how the rest of the world do it. Not here, my friend. We are "special". 😂
@arne hahahahaha! They are swimming pool covers, also called lanais. They are to keep leaves, and any other debris, and any wild animals, out of the swimming pool. A swimming pool enclosure, pretty much.
@prologic it is weeds, not really grass. The first was fairly green, but camera turned it more yellow than it is. The short one is brownish/yellow, yes.
I think Yarn has Gabes nick cached, and mentioning is broken because of that. Let me check my followings, to be sure.
@GabesArcade's Arcade@gabesarcade.com nice! TIL about "Planet of Lana", and I think it will be the very first game I will buy on iOS. Thank you for sharing!
@aelaraji can atest, feed is now reachable! Thanks mate!
Pain has been a thing forever, sadly. Though today matters, I don't want to ignore the pain of the past. 😞
Wow! @arne isn't kidding! See: https://rz.uni-greifswald.de/dienste/allgemein/instant-messaging-chat/
That place comes across as being so chill! Precisely what I need now in my life...
@movq LOL. I can't imagine a workplace using Matrix. It simply... boggles my mind.
XMPP greatest peak was when Google Talk was around. Being able to chat with thousands, if not millions, of Google users at that time, using your own domain, and your own XMPP server was amazing. Then Google, in all its wisdom, and as it does very often, decided to kill it.
I might be on the minority, but can care less about video calls. Heck, even calls! Text is King. 🤪
@prologic neither can I. Very well protected!
@prologic very nice shot! That Sun is HUGE! 😍
@lyse simplified it a little bit. Using only *bot* will bring collateral damage I want to avoid (there are, still some “good” bots):
@aibots {
header_regexp User-Agent (?i)(GPTBot|ChatGPT|OAI-Search|anthropic|Claude|Google-Extended|FacebookBot|CCBot|Perplexity|Applebot-Extended|cohere|Omgili|Bytespider)
}
abort @aibots Also, if bots/spsiders hit your feed, they are showing as followers. Certainly not true. Right now I am blocking all bots, but that’s not the proper approach, I think.
@prologic I linked you some of my findings on the twtxt.app on IRC. The main problem is the hashing. Totally broken. But you have got to give it some thought, because GitHub hosting of the feed is tricky (even more so if they are CNAMEing their domain to it). It is also finicky because Pages is auto-enabled on username.github.io, so actions must run each time you twt.
@lyse 07, right there, is my favourite. That’s not to say I don’t like the rest. I love them all! I don’t think I would ever get tired of enjoying that view, each and every day. 😍
@anth that page is absolutely unreadable on mobile, very close to the same on desktop. Had to use Safari’s reader mode to see it, and then… meh. Closed tab. 😅
I am afraid it will have to wait until your return! There are some decisions to be made, I think. Way out of my league! LOL.
Oh wow! Now, that’s a place I would love to be camping! Very nice pics!
As an example, this is a thread @GabesArcade's Arcade@gabesarcade.com and @david carried all on twtxt.app, no issues: https://twtxt.net/conv/r4uf52ggwseh
@movq I figure there is a bug somewhere, but where?

@david as you alter ego, I seriously recommend you stop creating feeds left and right. But whom am I kidding, right?! 😅
I wonder how long will it take to show a follower on twtd. It only shows the feed's owner, so far.
I know what’s happening. Will come back later to explain (for @prologic).
And I bet your internets are going off soon. Post interesting, exotic pics!
I am watching Zatoichi the blind swordsman today. I also have a mountain of clothes to fold. Then work comes tomorrow. 😅
What in the forkity fork is going on here! 😂
@david your fork worked, and this is a fork, of your fork. Let’s fork’em!
So interesting. So, a company tribute to some of their employees. Very touching!
Congratulations! I am using twtxt.app, and it rocks!
I slept for over 10 hours last night and today. Finally caught up for the many nights going to bed at 02:00, and waking up at 05:00.
I see the same thing, @prologic. They will eventually disappear.
It was showing twice in my timeline. Both twtxts.
I wish I could connect this with git.mills.io. I think there is a network issue preventing me from bring able to do it.
That’s pretty neat, wish more would adopt that approach, because more often than not one is left stumped on which one is the selected one. As @movq wrote, those brackets are a lifesaver.
Who am I? What is my place in this universe? Are we there yet? And so on...
@kiwu jump on IRC and tell us! Server irc.mills.io, on 6697 (TLS), join #lobby, then private message (I am quark). :-P
@lyse the siting lady reads this?
Gestiftet von
Hildegard Schünar
Gesellschafterin
der Schwarz-Gruppe
Firma Wüst's
Anni
Or it is something else? Awesome pics, Lyse! Some oldies I missed (the lady), and some pretty cool new ones. I can’t get enough of nature pics!
@lyse movq.de took ages to come up, but it finally did. Weird.
Hey, @xuu, mouse, where are thou? Silent these days, way too silent.
@kat where are thou?! Haven't seeing you like, in light years!
@xuu, what’s going on with y’all up in the mountains? The mouse has been mighty quiet for a while!
@zvava how is that client coming along? "/me gently pushes zvava towards a working desk" 😂
@itsericwoodward your site link on your profile is broken. It goes to https://www.itsericcwoodward.com/, but it should be https://itsericwoodward.com/ (works).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ
"A proud tradition, but it is hard work. Enter... The Internet!"
Yes, if a twtxt contains something like "(This is a test. Will this work as it should?)", it will show empty on Yarn.
I came across this on "Why Is SQLite Coded In C", which I found interesting:
"There has lately been a lot of interest in "safe" programming languages like Rust or Go in which it is impossible, or is at least difficult, to make common programming errors like memory leaks or array overruns."
If that's true, then encountering those issues means the programmer is, simply, horrible?
Ending three luxurious do-what-I-please weeks; tomorrow is back to work. What do you all do during your break (and this assumes you had one, even if short)? I mostly did nothing, which in itself was truly something! So much, I long to do it all over again. A man can dream, right? Haha!
Waiting for @prologic to make it back from his luxurious vacation, to engage on Australia's teen-under-16 social media banning technical, parental, and philosophical discourse.
One can tell holidays are abound; even twtxt slows down to almost a halt.
It is harder to regain ownership of an IRC channel than crossing the Mexico/US border. 😅
Bavaria is moving to the Microsoft cloud: The state government intends to conclude a contract with the US corporation by the end of the year for the use of the cloud office package Microsoft 365.
Source: https://www.heise.de/en/news/Bavaria-wants-to-move-to-Microsoft-cloud-by-year-end-11066929.html
🎉🎉🎉
@movq streamlining jenny.vim?
index adc0db9..cb54abc 100644
--- a/vim/ftdetect/jenny.vim
+++ b/vim/ftdetect/jenny.vim
@@ -1 +1,2 @@
au BufNewFile,BufRead jenny-posting.eml setl completefunc=jenny#CompleteMentions fo-=t wrap
+au BufRead,BufNewFile jenny-posting.eml normal $ That Manton guy is so incredible dull, not even funny: https://www.manton.org/2025/10/03/apparently-there-was-some-drama.html
@aelaraji, I mean to follow up here on the brief exchange we had on irc.mills.io, but I forgot. Never too late, so here it goes:
18:16 <aelaraji> quark 🙏 much appreciated but it won't be necessary, since there isn't much to miss out on in most of where I hang out, so I could just disconnect and spare everyone else the noise
18:17 *** aelaraji (aelaraji@776014f5a3edd32f1ed19658b7b85c8c655945b0feacaedd92fe60e61a3c0ae2) has quit (/ME goes "yeeeeet..!")
18:18 <quark> No noise for me.
18:18 <quark> It’s all good.
18:18 <quark> What would IRC be without on/offs?
18:19 <quark> Preeeety boring!
18:19 <quark> Ah, he was gone.
18:19 <quark> Well, I will twtxt this to him. LOL. I would like to wish everyone, including all haters and losers (of which, sadly, there are many) a truly happy and enjoyable weekend!
@kat, see this one, regarding "Anubis" (which I believe you use, right?): https://github.com/eternal-flame-AD/pow-buster
@zvava I am getting [2025/09/11 12:56:01.816] ⇒ please set config.host when trying to run "bbycll". How to bypass that tiny hurdle?
@itsericwoodward, hi there! Welcome to the twtverse! It seems you have a typo on your site address, an extra "c".
This is it, boys and girls! The year of the Linux Desktop is this! I can smell it! :-D
For the first time, Linux has officially broken the 5% desktop market share barrier in the United States of America! It's a huge milestone for open-source and our fantastic Linux community.
I swear that I have muted all the cat's feeds already. Yet, a new(?) one popped up.
Grok's "daddy" teaching it the good stuff early on:
Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence chatbot Grok has been repeatedly mentioning “white genocide” in South Africa in its responses to unrelated topics and telling users it was “instructed by my creators” to accept the genocide “as real and racially motivated”.
"Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me and only in me shall their stain live on. I am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am."
So, Monday, we meet again. I mean, it is not a complain per se. I am glad to meet Monday! I am just not-so-glad to meet the working-from-office Monday. But, so it is.
I wonder if this twtxt will kick Yarnd into working again. There is only one way to find out, right?
This is up @movq ally, a tiny OS that runs in a boot sector. That's, it's only 510 bytes! But check it out, and see what it can do. Truly amazing. Can you beat that?!
I figure Eris is getting and update. A real certificate this time? Time will tell!
I had Chick-fil-A breakfast today (sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit, hash browns, coffee, and orange juice). Then at lunch my work place offered hot dogs. I had two (kosher, if that matters), plus a coke, a macadamia nuts cookie, and a small chocolate brownie.
So, here I am, at home, feeling hungry but guilty and refusing to eat anything else for the rest of the day. To top it off, I have only clocked 4,000 steps today (and I don’t feel like walking). I am going to hell, am I?
"Here’s what we do know: After their meeting ended and Vice President Vance left the room, the pope was still alive. We can deduce that he was alive, because he was heard asking an assistant, “Ho appena incontrato il volto del diavolo?” which roughly translates to, “Have I just encountered the face of the devil?” It’s a very common question that has been asked in many languages after encounters with JD Vance."
I couldn't help but chuckling a bit while reading.
Testing mentions, immediately followed by commas. Let's see: @prologic, this one is local, it might not break. Now, this one @movq, isn't local. Nor this @lyse, one. Will they break. Let's find out!
This is something for @movq and old OS hobbyists alike: FreeDOS 1.4! Get it while it's hot!
"A handbag belonging to the homeland security secretary Kristi Noem containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington, the department confirmed."
@prologic please reply to this one. I want to make sure I am not seeing a ghost here. 😅
Setting custom primary and secondary colours isn’t working. I tried “red” for first, and “orange” for second. Didn’t work.
The tiny avatars, as expected (because they showed normal to you too @prologic), do not show under macOS’s Safari, but they do show on iOS’s Safari. It truly is a puzzle.
Conduwit is set to archive on GitHub. It was my favourite Matrix server, which I still self host. I think I am going to get off Matrix altogether now.
Maybe go back to Jabber?
@prologic page navigation on profiles (mobile, at least) overlaps the collapsed twtxt text area.
ABC Australia is reporting of a potential market manipulation in the US. Potential? I would call it almost certain. For as much as I would like not to be dragged into politics, it is rather impossible these days.
@bendereapl.me let's see how this mention comes out. I noticed that @kat's pod doesn't have this problem. That is, their mention to you works fine.
One was able to purchase iPhones on instalments (and interest free), whether they were associated with a carrier, or not. The only way to buy them on instalments now is if the are associated with a carrier; otherwise one gets charged the full amount up front.
So, yeah, going to return a couple of those this weekend.
@prologic, is it my idea, or the size of avatars have gotten smaller?
Finally lawn is mowed---well, the one at the front, the wild forest in the back will have to wait a bit longer. I haven't clocked my 10,000 steps today, but what I didn't walking, I did through full body "exercise". Will call it a day. 😅
@prologic, from IRC:
- Saving preferences is failing. Specifically trying to save "Open Links" on the same window. For sure it isn't happening. Check errors on browser's console.
- Search results pagination is broken. Search for "twtxt.net" and see it. Also, picking oldest/newest makes no difference on that search query.
Hey, hey, I am back. I lost all my worthless twtxts, but at least I still have the blackjack and hookers!
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